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Kneel Before Doomface

Created by Krowd Control

DOOMFACE, A villain banished in the 80's returns to confront the modern world... and is shocked at what it has become!

Latest Updates from Our Project:

As Completion Draws Near... Sing Along With Doomface!
about 1 year ago – Sat, Mar 22, 2025 at 04:04:32 PM

I can show you a world 
Shattered, my rule unrelenting  
Tell me, Lexi, now when did 
You last let darkness inside?

I can open your eyes 
Take you plunder by plunder 
The world of heroes sundered,
In Doomface’s counsel abide

A whole cruel world 
A new despotic point of view 
No one to stop my reign 
No mercy or refrain 
Let us commence our scheming

A dark cruel world 
My new empire born of dread 
Let me sharpen your soul, ‘til it’s black as coal
All those opposed shall kneel or end up dead
(Those opposed shall kneel or end up dead)

Pusillanimous fools 
Indescribable morons 
Crawling, mewling, whimpering 
Beneath my unyielding iron heel

A vile cruel world (I can sense your dismay) 
So many million wills to crush (Don’t look away, it gets better) 
Lexi, take my hand, it’s time to make your stand 
And forge a world where Doomface holds all sway 

My cruel new world (my will is eternal) 
Villainous objectives to achieve (every scheme, most infernal) 
We shall rewrite the game, teach them the true meaning of pain, 
Come, Lexi, I’ll burn this world with you

A whole cruel world,  
(We’ll crush their hope to dust!)  
A tyrant’s prize we’ve sworn to seize,  
(We’ve sworn to seize!)  
Reign fierce, unending,  
Doomface ascending,  
This whole cruel world’s our feast! 

Yes, it is true... KNEEL BEFORE DOOMFACE nears completion. Now is the time to proselytize to any you hold dear, any you wish spared in the coming conflagration, to pledge their loyalty NOW... for the hour draws near, and there shall be no quarter given to those who refuse to KNEEL.

Best,

Doomface, the Face of Thy Doom

(Doomface offers no due respect nor apologies to Tim Rice and Alan Menken, as they are amongst the foolish fools living foolish lives who shall KNEEL... BEFORE... DOOMFACE!)

Imagine how it's going to feel... as you beg for mercy, under my heel?
over 1 year ago – Thu, Feb 06, 2025 at 05:06:16 PM

My minions continue to toil deep within the mephitic bowels of Castle XanaDoom... and although their shackles are heavy, they continue to deliver page after page of glorious art befitting the eternal glory of DOOMFACE!

Behold the unimaginable moment when Doomface returned to your world... and from such humble incipiency as the clumsy buffoonery of The Ghost Bros television program.

Work continues apace, as the art team has but fourteen pages to complete until the first tomb of Doomface's tale is printed and shipped to you, my loyal subordinates. Enjoy this artist's rendering of the life-altering moment of my dread return!

-Doomface

The Face of Your Doom

Behold The Moment DOOMFACE Changes EVERYTHING!
over 1 year ago – Fri, Jan 10, 2025 at 03:43:16 PM

Banished from this plane of existence for decades... behold the moment of DOOMFACE's triumphant return!

Reborn in the very sanctum of my great enemy, Aleister Thorne... DOOMFACE arrives in the present to remind this world what super villainy looks like!

Let the fact that the circumstances of my magnificent return were made possible by the ineptitude of Brakk Zaggnuts and the crew of "The Ghost Bros" television program, in no way detract from the illustriousness of this sublimely captured moment.

Work continues on your Dread Lord's glorious purpose!

Deck the Halls with the glory of DOOMFACE!
over 1 year ago – Tue, Dec 24, 2024 at 06:59:22 PM

Season's greetings, supplicants. 

As you have wisely chosen to kneel before DOOMFACE, Lexi insists that we engage in the Christmas ritual, and send out a "Christmas Card." I explained to her that such a thing should be inked into a parchment made from the flesh of my enemies, tanned and stretched into a proper necrotic scroll, delivered by an undead wyvern resurrected from the scorched earth of Sulfurion's Abyss... but she has advised me that an "email" would be satisfactory.

Accordingly, I wish your days to be merry and bright, and lo, they SHALL... for you remain merry in the service of DOOMFACE, and bright will burn the fortresses of any who dare oppose us!

-DOOMFACE

The Face of Your Doom

Victory belongs to DOOMFACE!
over 1 year ago – Fri, Dec 06, 2024 at 05:18:24 AM

And to all of you, I suppose.

Know that I, DOOMFACE, am pleased. Each one of you has stepped up and pledged fealty to The Face of Your Doom, and accordingly, you shall be exalted (but not nearly as exalted as Doomface, of course) when I conquer this pathetic orb and drive its mewling chattel before me, to show them the folly of attempting to deny The Inheritor of Creation all that is rightfully MINE.

We have more than doubled our initial funding goal, and have amassed enough filthy human lucre to complete the project in earnest. Even now, the foolish Aaron Sparrow, Renzo Rodriguez and Oscar Carreno toil relentlessly, chained in the dank bowels of Castle XanaDoom, to finish the first tome of what shall become THE BOOK OF DOOMFACE!

Even though the initial campaign has ended, the Kickstarter shall remain open to late pledges, as Doomface is nothing if not magnanimous in his generosity to those whom would serve him. Please continue to spread the word to those thus far blind to your Dark Lord's magnificence. We may yet achieve the addition of the second glorious chapter detailing my return to power, by reaching our 22k goal, for all supporters.

In reward for your mighty deeds in funding the ascension of Doomface... please enjoy this vision of the past, when your master was betrayed... and know thy enemy in the present.

All. Shall. KNEEL.

-DOOMFACE