Do You Feel It? An Ill, Icy Wind Blows...
over 1 year ago
– Tue, Jun 10, 2025 at 01:09:48 PM
DOOMFACE, A villain banished in the 80's returns to confront the modern world... and is shocked at what it has become!
It is with great pleasure that your Dread Lord Doomface announces that both inks and colors for KNEEL BEFORE DOOMFACE #1 have been COMPLETED.
The project now moves on to lettering, and then, final production. We expect both to be complete within a month's time, and then your bounty will be off to the printer. Doomface, or a duly designated disciple of same, shall then grace you with an updated time frame on fulfillment.
The script for KNEEL BEFORE DOOMFACE #2 has been finalized, and both Renzo and Oscar, chained deep in the dank bowels of Castle XanaDoom, are already toiling away. Covers have been commissioned, with some returning favorites and some new blood. As we near fulfillment of issue #1, you will each be provided with a sign-up link for the campaign for Book 2.
"But what can I do to serve you in the intermin, oh wise and all-powerful Lord Doomface," I hear you cry out. (Except for you in the back, LARRY, who SHALL be dealt with.) Well, loyal disciples, the answer is simple.
Go into all the world, to your friends (assuming you have any) your family (assuming they have not stabbed you in the back with your family's ancestral blade) and your social media; tell all the fools leading their foolish lives that there is a but a short time left to voluntarily KNEEL.
Tell them... DOOMFACE WANTS YOU.
To KNEEL.
I can show you a world
Shattered, my rule unrelenting
Tell me, Lexi, now when did
You last let darkness inside?
I can open your eyes
Take you plunder by plunder
The world of heroes sundered,
In Doomface’s counsel abide
A whole cruel world
A new despotic point of view
No one to stop my reign
No mercy or refrain
Let us commence our scheming
A dark cruel world
My new empire born of dread
Let me sharpen your soul, ‘til it’s black as coal
All those opposed shall kneel or end up dead
(Those opposed shall kneel or end up dead)
Pusillanimous fools
Indescribable morons
Crawling, mewling, whimpering
Beneath my unyielding iron heel
A vile cruel world (I can sense your dismay)
So many million wills to crush (Don’t look away, it gets better)
Lexi, take my hand, it’s time to make your stand
And forge a world where Doomface holds all sway
My cruel new world (my will is eternal)
Villainous objectives to achieve (every scheme, most infernal)
We shall rewrite the game, teach them the true meaning of pain,
Come, Lexi, I’ll burn this world with you
A whole cruel world,
(We’ll crush their hope to dust!)
A tyrant’s prize we’ve sworn to seize,
(We’ve sworn to seize!)
Reign fierce, unending,
Doomface ascending,
This whole cruel world’s our feast!
Yes, it is true... KNEEL BEFORE DOOMFACE nears completion. Now is the time to proselytize to any you hold dear, any you wish spared in the coming conflagration, to pledge their loyalty NOW... for the hour draws near, and there shall be no quarter given to those who refuse to KNEEL.
Best,
Doomface, the Face of Thy Doom
(Doomface offers no due respect nor apologies to Tim Rice and Alan Menken, as they are amongst the foolish fools living foolish lives who shall KNEEL... BEFORE... DOOMFACE!)
My minions continue to toil deep within the mephitic bowels of Castle XanaDoom... and although their shackles are heavy, they continue to deliver page after page of glorious art befitting the eternal glory of DOOMFACE!
Behold the unimaginable moment when Doomface returned to your world... and from such humble incipiency as the clumsy buffoonery of The Ghost Bros television program.
Work continues apace, as the art team has but fourteen pages to complete until the first tomb of Doomface's tale is printed and shipped to you, my loyal subordinates. Enjoy this artist's rendering of the life-altering moment of my dread return!
-Doomface
The Face of Your Doom
Banished from this plane of existence for decades... behold the moment of DOOMFACE's triumphant return!
Reborn in the very sanctum of my great enemy, Aleister Thorne... DOOMFACE arrives in the present to remind this world what super villainy looks like!
Let the fact that the circumstances of my magnificent return were made possible by the ineptitude of Brakk Zaggnuts and the crew of "The Ghost Bros" television program, in no way detract from the illustriousness of this sublimely captured moment.
Work continues on your Dread Lord's glorious purpose!