Victory belongs to DOOMFACE!
over 1 year ago
– Fri, Dec 06, 2024 at 05:18:24 AM
And to all of you, I suppose.
Know that I, DOOMFACE, am pleased. Each one of you has stepped up and pledged fealty to The Face of Your Doom, and accordingly, you shall be exalted (but not nearly as exalted as Doomface, of course) when I conquer this pathetic orb and drive its mewling chattel before me, to show them the folly of attempting to deny The Inheritor of Creation all that is rightfully MINE.
We have more than doubled our initial funding goal, and have amassed enough filthy human lucre to complete the project in earnest. Even now, the foolish Aaron Sparrow, Renzo Rodriguez and Oscar Carreno toil relentlessly, chained in the dank bowels of Castle XanaDoom, to finish the first tome of what shall become THE BOOK OF DOOMFACE!
Even though the initial campaign has ended, the Kickstarter shall remain open to late pledges, as Doomface is nothing if not magnanimous in his generosity to those whom would serve him. Please continue to spread the word to those thus far blind to your Dark Lord's magnificence. We may yet achieve the addition of the second glorious chapter detailing my return to power, by reaching our 22k goal, for all supporters.
In reward for your mighty deeds in funding the ascension of Doomface... please enjoy this vision of the past, when your master was betrayed... and know thy enemy in the present.
All. Shall. KNEEL.
-DOOMFACE
Well Done, Minions! Another Tier Unlocked! New Tiers Added!
over 1 year ago
– Thu, Nov 21, 2024 at 03:59:29 PM
Greetings, henchpeople...
Lexi has informed me that we have crushed another tier... as Doomface crushes ALL that dares challenge him! As reward for your financial fealty, the Lexi and Doomface stickers have both now been unlocked for all physical backers! You shall be the envy of your school or workplace with Doomface and his majordomo adorning your Trapper Keeper, Pee-Chee Folder, or lunchbox thermos, forever stained by your mother's spaghetti.
What's that, Lexi? Trapper Keepers aren't really a "thing" anymore? This assertion seems spurious at best; they are a superior way to keep your arcane scrolls and mephitic texts portable, organized, AND convenient.
In any case, your continued efforts to drive Doomface's campaign ever higher have revealed a new set of stretch goals. We are particularly looking forward to reaching our 22k goal, where each backer will be granted the generous boon of adding an entire second, 24 page chapter to their book, bringing the total story page count to 56 pages... quite the robust tome indeed, and all of it singing the glorious ballad of DOOMFACE... THE FACE OF HUMANITY'S DOOM!
In addition, we have two new pages to reveal. As the campaign has funded, Renzo toils away in the dark dungeons of Castle Xanadoom, bringing more pages to life. Below you can see additional artwork, telling the tale of betrayal most foul at the hands of my brother, Malignus... crimes for which he will most SURELY suffer!
11k Tier Reached! BEHOLD...the dominance of DOOMFACE!
almost 2 years ago
– Wed, Nov 13, 2024 at 01:01:39 PM
Greetings, minions!
Your hard work continues to please me. We have crossed the 11k goal, unlocking a free "Notorious K.I.D. and Iggy the Inflatable Iguana" sticker for all backers. While I find heroism and all who practice it to be foolish and detestable, it pleases me to know that as true and dedicated disciples of DOOMFACE, you shall receive this reward to deface in my name.
The next tier reward is FAR more pleasing, as it is of my majordomo, Lexi, and is unlocked at 12k. Thus are the rewards of continuing to labor on Doomface's behalf, and spread the word of my glory to all!
All. Shall. KNEEL.
Doomface
Betrayer of Hope
Inheritor of Creation
Lord of Desecration
The Face of your DOOM
